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Jodi writes omnivorous fiction favoring fable, suburban punk, pulp, horror, and bizarro.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Wicked Woman's Booty


Avast me hearties! Wicked Woman be a'sailin 0' Pulp Metal Magazine. It be a pirate serial with adventures, treasure maps, the cave of ali baba, frog wenches, and Cap'n Viper. Many thanks t' Jason Michel fer askin me on the PMM crew with he and Paul Brazill. I be thinkin' of no finer company.



Last but not least, because of the procurements of mysterious maladies, I'm taking a slight break from blogosphere and the interweb worlds. Email is always open.

20 comments:

Laurita said...

Jodi MacA! I've miss you. We must be traveling in different circles these days. Pity.

This was a treat. Nothing better than a salty sea tale involving mad pirates. Strudel has to be the best name ever.

I'm off to see if I've missed anything by you these last few weeks.

David Cranmer said...

Folks know I love a good pirate tale. I'll check it out.

Jodi MacArthur said...

Laurita- I've missed you (and your writes) too! Glad you like Strudel, he's sort of a favorite. ;-) Thank you for reading. I'll be back with gusto soon enough.

David- Thanks, buddy! This first episode took months to write- hope you enjoy. There's many more to come. ;-)

Michael Solender said...

froglingers?? Argghhh!!

John Wiswell said...

Yar!

Jodi MacArthur said...

(Mike S & Wiswell) Arrrrr!!!!

My goodness I need a beauty treatment before I turn into some Arrrring thing with scurvy. Do I still have all my teeth? Quick, count again.

Lily Mulholland said...

Ahoy there me hearties! Love the name of the ship. And how ironic :)

Bukowski's Basement said...

Jodi... I'm a sucker for a good pirate tale. Regarding your impending exit, is it cave time again?? Didn't you just get outta that thing? Arrrgh!!

BillyPauleyJr.* is... said...

Jodi!! wOw!! Amazon Frogslinging Women?! I'm in love!! Green hair... please tell me they have green skin... your words are so illustrated; I'm going to get a tattoo of your imagination on my mind... ha ha!! You ARE amazing... brilliant!! More of you soon... please!!

XPM said...

But...where's the wicked woman booty? What, no pics? Lol

Mari said...

Wheeee! Pirates! With frog women, snakes inside eyeballs, mental links and awesome treasures!

I have to say I like Strudel too, although he certainly doesn't look -- or smell -- as the sweet he's named after, heh.

Btw, thanks dear for the tag on #ZombieLuv Contest. Announcement expected this week, yay! :D

I hope your MIA period ends shortly and you'll be better soon. (had to look up this one too, your foreign friend, heh) *hugs*

Alan W. Davidson said...

You know that the title 'Wicked Woman's Booty' is going to atract a lot of attention...Will drop over there for a read me heartie!

Jodi MacArthur said...

Avast, me scurvy dogs! Thank ye fer yer kind words and offerings. There be more where this be coming from. Stay tuned!

the beaten dog barks said...

Gar! Tis a pleasure to have on the crew, you scurvied strumpet!

Jodi MacArthur said...

Crumpets, Strumpets, or Strudels? I say we all be Son of biscuit eaters. Yar!

Translation:
Thanks, J!

ps. Scurvy? *counts teeth again*

Erin Cole said...

You know, not only is talking like a pirate hard, but writing like one, and actually pulling it off like you did, is outstanding! Of course I'll be back to see what happens to those fabulous frogslinging wicked women.

Jodi MacArthur said...

I could hug you for that. Yes, it's like learning a new language, but I'm always up to a challenge when it comes to writing. Thank you, Erin! Yes, much more wickedness to come!

Karen from Mentor said...

Loved it!!! And a she devil with Freckles??? Yes! Finally, someone GETS it. We who easily redden under the rays of the sun only look mild mannered. Under our freckles? We're vixen.

Oh, and Argggggghhhhhhhhhh

Jodi MacArthur said...

You Darling Freckled Vixen you! Glad yer be likin me amazons and pirates. They be only the beginning of wicked pursuits.

Chris Allinotte said...

Avast! That were a wery prettiful tale ye've started.

Entertaining as all get-out too! ;) Got to love the frog-women.