Avast me hearties! Thar be a tale t’ tell n vermin t’ spew. Pull up a chair and let Ol’ Strudel pour yer a black jack. Glance wit’ me ov’r these ol’ planks, shine t’ a polish they be, up they lead t’ th’ captain’s cabin where we see ‘im standin’ on his priv’te deck, consider’n things those in charge consider. Up t’ flag pole we go t’ where t’ Jolly Roger hangs n tatters an rags. They blow defeated in t’ wind, tellin’ o’ a bad yesterday and a bleak tomorra. Scarce a whisper be heard aboard the boat. Moonshine baths the old beauty in oily silvers…
Episode 7: Of Croc Britches, Ogres Trolls and Supermassive Black Holes
Episode 6: Thar Be No Rules Where Pirates Tread
Episode 5: Tis' Be th' Way o' Lore an Lust
Episode 4: Cook's Hook and the Ice Metal Dragon
Episode 3: Sizzle Me A Pirate Stump
Episode 2: G hits the Spot
Episode 1: Stolen!
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