2/3/11
SA End Of Times Reports:
Using special 7-11 developed icee technology ‘Frosty Snowmans’ have gathered from around the world, using icee guns on SA civilians.
“Apparently,” Frederick Warren Jr. new deputy of Little Yarney, Texas,says, “They aim towards the frontal loburlar parts of the brain systems, causin’ the brainstems to remain intack. Therefore, the body keeps functionin’ like a lizard, but the rest is just nuked. Basically, what I’m tryin to say to ya’ll, is the body goes haywire. And people, start actin’ real strange. Like a zombie. In fact, most of ‘em are now. Zombies, that is. Zombies. The Frosty Apocalypse is upon us.”
Special message from Lowes says, “Board up your windows! 10% off screws. Use tax refund $$$$.” Starbucks is handing out recyclable hand warmers. Jodi Mac is procrastinating choosing a dollar store pen winner. She will be posting sometime tomorrow afternoon. Laredo End Of Times reports three major drug cartels have gathered in peace to discuss the current condition. Shootings have been temporarily called off in the city. Long time resident, Rosalita Gonzales says,"The Frostys are such cold hearted bastards. I do not know where they come from, but they are not welcome in our city. And we will send our people after them."
Temperature is 27 degrees. Weathermen say it may or may not warm up by tomorrow afternoon.
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6 comments:
I'd feel bad for you if I wasn't currently dwarfed by 40 foot snowbanks and subzero temperatures here in Maine. :)
Will this freeze affect the awarding of the LOVE pen? Inquiring minds want to know.... ;-P
A frosty apocolypse. I love it!
Oh, I must scan the freaky snowman my daughter drew and send it to you. He bad.
this is what I did while trying to get the 100 + swirling lines of love and names out of my haed last night and figure out who to give a dollar store pen too. ;-)
I was also making fun of TX. The weather was everyday Mount Rainer winter weather. It felt like home.
Lily! I wuold love that. <3
Thanks grreat blog
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